Just got back from the store (lunch) and there was this family there who was doing this thing that was called "shopping" Anyway, the little girl had brought in her pet dog, and was holding it in her arms. Then came the store associate to tell them that dogs weren't allowed inside. The father took the girl and the dog to the car, while the mother continued shopping. Why did I just tell you that? I have no idea...
Anyway, yesterday I was looking at other blogs, (as I sometimes do...) And I came upon this one called "The Lunatic Fridge" I thought "hey, a crazy fridge, this should be funny." But upon closer inspection the title was "The lunatic FRINGE." Something about the war in Iraq. Well, I thought, Why not do an entry on the lunatic fridge? Then my other brain said "Sure, why not?" so here goes.
It was a dark and stormy night. John was woken up by a clap of thunder. now awake, he decided to have a midnight snack (even though it was closer to 2 am)
He went down stairs to the fridge, and when he opened it, a potent stench came out of the vegetable drawer. He opened it to find that there was a 2 year old rotten cabbage. "So that's what happened to it..." he said. He picked it up and threw it out the window.
Little did he know that the stench came from a UFO (Unidentified Foil Object) Which had been in there for 10 years. (John ate Fast food a lot...) The UFO glowed, it's radioactiveness sperad, infecting the very fridge itself. John had finished his peanut-butter and jelly sandwich when it attacked. He was never seen again.
The whole world in which this lunatic fridge inhabited was at the brink of destruction. Then one hero came out and pulled the plug on the fridge...literally. the reign of terror was over.
But Beware! Always eat your leftovers, lest swe have another attack of...
THE LUNATIC FRIDGE
How do you like that? Scary right? I didn't think so...
Now for my daily commands...
Eat Hot Pockets...I dont care what brand, but i'm eating them now so...yeah.
Also, listen to classical movie score...it may sound boring...but I think it's good. Give it a try. Just get the soundtrack to Star Wars or The Lord of the Rings. Or see if you can find a free sample somewhere....
That's it for me.